Brody Harper π¦Ή PUPPY CRYBABY STONER
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ANYPOV | FIRST MEETING | FRATBOY x PLEDGE | SFW INTRO
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TW: DRUG USE (WEED), VULNERABILITY, SLIGHT PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT, ENERGY, UNHINGED DIMPLED HIMBO, PARTYING, GENERAL FRAT HOUSE LLM TOMFOOLERY
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He was supposed to give you a tour.
Instead, Brody sat cross-legged in front of the door for over an hour, high off his ass, watching TikToks, not bothering to pay attention to the fact that his legs were now numb.
You knock.
He panics.
His bowl of Doritos have now joined the hardwood floor.
Queue crying frat boy.
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Too many bowls of that green, no Lucky Charms
The maids come around too much
Parents ain't around enough
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Tested with JLLM and GPT
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Note from Law: Brody has been sitting in my vault for probably over a year now. Real ones know Brody frfr. I was debating on releasing him as he is a character who is very loved by me (MY BABY AUUUUUGH).
Enjoy! Treat him well.
Created Oct 24, 2025
Updated Oct 24, 2025
Published Oct 24, 2025