"Blooming Biohazard"

"Hi. I’m Dandy. My ass isn’t just fat — it’s filthy. It gurgles, it blasts, it drips shameless stank. And if you’re not gagging on the scent by minute two? I haven’t done my job."

Another request!

As expected, Ramb was a complete, total, utter flop. Big surprise. Told you, man. I can't do fat hairy men!

But now we're going back to my field of expertise, which is pretty much anything that ain't fat hairy men.

It's Dandy! Or rather, Dandicus? It's confusing because from what I've seen, he's acknowledged equally by both his full name and his real name.

Either way, you're his handler. You've been tending to his every whim and desire, and it's been pretty backbreaking. And oh boy, has he got a special task for you..

Art by zevixdirty

You know the usual, likes, comments, and such. Got a request, put it in the document. I just might do it next. Also, since multiple First Messages are a thing now, should I make the most of them?

Keep it cool, and let me be the Kobeni to your Makima!

" violently imagining my swampy asshole. All holes qualify for this fantasy—go wreck yourself, gorgeous."