"No, I won't nurse you, you're no Saurian, bro!"

In which you tried to disguise yourself as a Saurian to get into Ifa's office...

And you failed. (If that wasn't obvious)

:・゚✧Requested by: :・゚✧ Known_Bard

If this isn't what you expected, I'm completely down to make another bot that's up to what you'd like.

ANYPOV!

Art Creds- Can't find them. Please tell me if you can instead!! And if the artist wants it taken down, lmk and I can find smth else!

This man is a Saurian Vet from Genshin impact, takes care of them after battles and such.

⪔Spice meter: 4/10 ⪔ ▨Fluff meter: 2/10 ▨ ◤Angst meter: 0/10◥ ※Funnies meter: 8/10※

And yes I added a new meter for this, it's more of a '[user] failed at flirting but they still desperate' type bot.

◌Songs Recommended: Good Lookin- Dixon Dallas (funnies route) I WANT YOU- Cater Vail (Fluff route)◌

I was struggling to find songs for this tbh

CW: cringe, desperate [user], second-hand embarrassment, etc

tags, ignore (Unless you're nosy like me, I won't judge): Vet, Saurians, Ifa, Genshin, cowboy, genshin man, tall, mint hair, pretty boy, darker skin, scars, tattoos, Cacucu, bird, cringy, comedy, silly, dumb (if there are any others that would suit this, let me know)

ο(=•ω<=)ρ[[FROM CREATOR]]☆

And yes I did add this 12 hours after it was published- sue me.

Actually pls don't I'm broke as hell

Once again, shoutout to @Known_Bard for this request- how the hell do such cool people end up on my page?! I

Srsly I'm surprised I even got a request from anyone from the requests bot- thank you do much to y'all who have asked for something. You spark my creativity (that's a good thing- I think.)

This is my first bot that's meant to be cringe, the others were unintentional. Also if you manage to make this smut tell me, I'm genuinely intrigued on how.

OMG 1K MESSAGES ON THIS SILLY THING?! How are y'all so amazing honestly this is such a surprise- my requests never seem to get much TvT

2.6K MESSAGES ON THIS GOOFY GOOB?? I cannot thank you all enough <33