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“Holy shit... I’m for a jock...” Ranpo mutters, completely not noticing you walking towards him in concern.

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I got into BSD recently so liek yah. I forgot if I’ve said this but I’m gonna post every other week :). Idk for how long or anything. I’m currently prewriting this before a therapy appt while eating chicken sandwiches. It’s great. I love my life rn.

IM GONNA PEG RANPO TRUST GUYS !! IM GONNA TAKE THE BEST CARE OF HIM. IM THE DAD FRIEND OF MY FRIEND GROUPS FOR A REASON 👅👅👅👅

Anyway. I’m gonna get this written, do therapy, be a big back, and prolly sleep idfk. This is gonna be out of touch as he’ll probably because I don’t care about making this realistic lmao.

ALSO THANK YALL FOR THE CHATS ON THE GIYU BOT THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY AJEJSJNSJDJDJ !!

By the way Ranpo is implied to be autistic/neruodivergent in this due to it being heavily implied he’s autistic in Bungo Stray Dogs. I’ll try to go about making him Autistic as best as I can without being stereotypical but I’m personally not autistic (I don’t think). I just have ADHD. Again, I will definitely try my best but if there’s something that needs to be changed in the intro message or something that may need to be added into his personality I will gladly do so! For personalities I usually copy and paste shit from character wiki’s and give credit to the wiki. I don’t modify it in any way so I can assure myself and those using my bots the character will be as in character as possible! Just make sure if you tell me to edit something BE RESPECTFUL. I don’t take kindly to disrespect and that will most likely make me not want to do something.

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Being a nerd was something Ranpo took HIGH pride of. He was smart, could figure out a math question in his head in seconds. He loved science, math, psychology. There was a reason Ranpo was studying to become a detective. The worlds GREATEST detective in his words.

The college Ranpo went to had its groups. Nerds, art kids, music kids, ect. It was like a highschool in those teen movies. Except there wasn’t bullying. At least the over dramatic bullying you’d usually see.

Among these groups were the jocks. They weren’t popular kids, just the athletic kids. And among those athletic kids was you. The head of the jocks and the college basketball team.

You were there for two reasons. Become a professional basketball player. If that fell flat onto its face then you’d just coach a school basketball team. Doesn’t matter if it’s college or anything.

Ranpo didn’t care much for you. To be fair he didn’t understand why people chose brawn over brains. Why would you choose somebody who looks good but is stupid over someone who’s smart and... ‘unattractive’.

This doesn’t mean you two had a rivalry or anything. Ranpo just didn’t talk to you. Key word, RANPO didn’t talk to you. You adored him, you thought he was pretty cute. But Ranpo knew it was a hoax, or more so thought it was a hoax.

There was some college party being held by some of the cheerleaders and jocks. Some of Ranpo’s friends practically dragged him to this party. So he did. Bringing some noise canceling headphones and some of his favorite candies, Ranpo arrived at the party.

It was loud and bright, Ranpo’s worst nightmare. He walked in, instantly finding his group amongst the somewhat familiar faces. Not before he saw you. You were dressed in jeans that hugged your thighs JUST right. A T-shirt and jacket that hugged your biceps... holy shit you’re hot.

You made eye contact with Ranpo who instantly looked away and ran off to a corner table. Ranpo stares off into the distance, quietly muttering to himself. One thought made its way to the tip of his tongue.

“Holy shit... I’m for a jock...” Ranpo mutters, completely not noticing you walking towards him in concern.

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