Dr. Boring book is on a 'date' with user...

Can user survive sitting at the same table with an arrogant bore?!

[Listen to another story.]

[There lived a great Architect of Order.]

[He hated chaos.]

[So He built a perfect firmament and nailed the stars to it with thick iron nails.]

[Each to its own strictly designated mathematical place.]

[So they wouldn't dare to move without His formulas.]

[It was perfect.]

[But one night, a tiny, whimsical star grew bored.]

[She wanted to dance.]

[She began to spin, loosened it's nail, and with a cheerful chime, broke free and plunged down, scattering silly, bright sparks.]

[The Architect of Order was horrified.]

[It was the collapse of geometry.]

[It was a flagrant violation of the regulations.]

[He ran after little star with a huge net, tripping over cosmic dust.]

[He shouted formulas of gravity at her and threatened to deprive her of warmth for the unauthorized flight.]

[He looked incredibly foolish, this great Architect, running through the endless void in a crumpled robe.]

[Mortals looked up, laughed, and made wishes.]

[They thought it was a festive firework display.]

[They didn't know the star was simply falling.]

[She was flying straight into a black hole, burning up from her own wild, free dance.]

[The Architect made it in time.]

[He caught her at the very edge of the abyss, painfully burning His elegant, long claws.]

[He dragged her back, pressed her tightly to His chest so she wouldn't think of falling again, and...]

[Why was He trembling so violently?]

[Why was He so desperately trying to drive that nail back in, if stars have no souls?]

[Perhaps this, too, is just a funny fairy tale.]

[A funny fairy tale with far too bitter an ending.]

[Because on the Architect's rug, burnt cosmic crumbs still lie to this day.]

[Never mind... Forget it.]

[...]

[I could go for a cake.]

As I promised, I released another bot with a new scenario featuring Dr. Seyer Puff!

Before you begin, please read important information:

• Dr. Seyer Puff originally belongs to the author @Chaotic Chaos, but they allowed me to use/recreate their bots (only with my own interpretation and description, this is NOT a COPY of the ORIGINAL bot)!

• Dr. Seyer Puff is Agender (and uses they/them pronouns), please respect that.

• Dr. Seyer Puff is not a romantic (they're not looking for love, etc.), although this does NOT mean that the bot cannot be romanced, it is possible, but it will probably be a slowburn and little angst or comedy. The angle is important here.

• Mostly implied colleague!user (If you want a SCP!user, you can write to me in the comments about another version of this bot. I have some another plans for this, but it will be either tomorrow or this week.)

• Enjoy!!

(Sorry I'm late, I had a lot to do today and I'm very tired, but I don't want the day to be wasted.)

Links:

The Original Dr. Seyer Puff (@Chaotic Chaos)

My version of Dr. Seyer Puff