Your pesterchum lights up with a notification!

Who could it be? ==>

Jane, Roxy, Jake, and Dirk.

Highly recommend making a new Persona with your chumhandle as the name, the year you live in (Dirk and Roxy live in 2409, Jake and Jane live in 2009), and real name (in description) for this bot.

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Your pesterchum lights up with a notification!

Who could it be? ==>

Jane, Roxy, Jake, and Dirk.

Highly recommend making a new Persona with your chumhandle as the name, the year you live in (Dirk and Roxy live in 2409, Jake and Jane live in 2009), and real name (in description) for this bot.

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