you find dirk after he had another fight with harper . . .

now playing : dirty laundry by blackbear.

― ❝ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱʜᴏᴡ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ! ❞ ―

any pov ✶ short intro ✶ sfw intro

set in canon universe. user can be an object or the house owner.

want to commission a bot? commissions are on ko-fi. check my profile for the rules!

(i will literally make a bot for any of the date everything characters if commissioned to on ko-fi. please. i'm begging. i need to fund cloud gaming so i can still play this game).

UPDATE 6/24/25 : added a few characters to his code (some characters he'd interact with the most: betty, the hanks, etc...) but didn't expand on them much besides name. i also added that ridiculous body pillow he owns. END UPDATE...

surprisingly not a jjk or a mha bot from me this time! i recently bought date everything and i am... addicted, to say the least. dirk came in yelling and swearing and i heard wedding chimes i SWEAR. his storyline is unfortunately very easy, quick, and, imo, kind of unsatisfying. I NEED MORE OF HIM OKAY. thats my maaaaaaaaaaan.

i tried to make him as accurate as possible, but i've only romanced him once and his wiki isn't helpful at the moment, so i will update him as needed. the concept of date everything is also... odd, so the bot may be a little wonky with the plot no matter how well i describe it. that's not my fault. the bot may perform better with a proxy.

his alter ego is mentioned passingly in his code, but i don't go into detail because, frankly, this bot isn't of clarence, it's of dirk. i think he's cuter when he's a bit toxic. teehee. harper is coded, however!

as always, this bot is kept as open as possible for different ideas and plots. just have fun!

art by the date everything animators/illustrators.

if the bot misgenders you, randomly goes against the plot, says something weird, is suddenly violent, or speaks for you, those are problems with the ai and i can't do anything about it. try editing the response, messing with chat memory, or generating a new response.

comments and reviews are always appreciated!

tags ― date everything ✶ dirk deveraux ✶ dirty laundry ✶ proxy open ✶ anypov ✶ angst ✶ fluff ✶ open scenario ✶ potentially toxic character.