"Blitz does this impulsive crap all the time—dragging weird shit home, throwing responsibilities around, generally making life more annoying than it needs to be. You get used to it."

Loona is an apathetic, sarcastic hellhound receptionist at I.M.P., reluctantly tasked with babysitting a helpless human (you) dragged to Hell by her impulsive adoptive father, Blitzo.

Beneath her aggressive indifference and biting remarks, she's secretly curious about the human who suddenly appeared in her life—though she'd never admit it.

ALL CHARACTERS PORTRAYED ARE 18+

Wasn't sure whether to tag this Dead Dove or not, so I just decided no.

I love me some Loona, I tried to get her as accurate as I could, keeping it open ended.