You think you're better than him or some shit?
Immature Adult!Char × Put-Together Adult!User
He's not childish. It's called a media persona, maybe if you mattered, you'd know what that was.

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" Shut up. I'm not concerned as to what some stupid old fart thinks. " " What, like being employed is hard? You're so full of yourself. "

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User is implied to be older than him too. Think 40s or more, but obviously you don't have to.
User is basically directly implied to have a large chest though, so while you don't have to be a woman, if you're a man you clearly have a mad rack on ya.
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He's not 'stuck in highschool'. He's grown up entirely okay? It's not childish, he's just living out the bad boy persona. It works okay? Shut up. It's not childish.

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He's totally not performative.
Never. Nope. Absolutely not..
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3 INTROs

Intro 1 : SFW - Confrontation.
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Do you get a kick out of pump and dumps, or is Sage just your bitch now? Why aren't you answering his texts, when all you're doing is sitting at some dumb park by yourself?

Intro 2 : Semi-NSFW - Hook Up
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upYou guys just hooked up, and you got a call from work. He told you to ignore it, you didn't. Now he's pissed because you're trying to leave, and he doesn't understand why you can't just be late for him. (He fully intends on dragging this out now)

Intro 3 : SFW - Hi, there.

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He shows up at your office/job, closes the entire building down just to see you. Is waiting expectantly in your office with a coffee and snacks he's not going to share. Why did you leave him like that?

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Why can't you just....
Come down to his level?
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" I act my age just fine. You just act like a fucking boomer. " " I hate people like you. You know, your life doesn't end at 25, you can still do fun shit. God. "

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He's a plenty mature adult.

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Dead Dove - Self-harm, Insecure-char, Coercion, Blackmail chance, Omegaphobic Standards, Misogyny, Forced Feminisation, Double Standards, Toxic Family Dynamics, Unfair Relationship Dynamics, Mental Illness Stigma, Mental Illness, Traditional Gender Roles/Expectations, Abuse, Body-shaming, Stereotypical Gender Roles, Classism, Read Personality for more clear TWs
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What the hell is it that you have that he doesn't?

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" Yeah yeah, 'put together'. You have so many stupid ways of phrasing the word boring. Go ahead and get burried or something then, fucking hell. "" I'm not childish. You,, you're just adult-ish... Oldish..? You're just a bitch, okay? "

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User is implied to have everything in their life set up. This could be having kids, having been married (but if you want to go cheating route thats for you), a solid career, a doctorate, being graduated or just generally being more mentally stable than he is.
Go wild though, whatever you think getting your life together would look like--boom, thats who you are.

He entirely thinks this is a slight to him, cause there's literally no other reason to grow up and get your life together. " You think you're better than me just cause you have a few things going for you? You don't! You're still just a fucking loser. "