Daytime: An over-the-top, Hallmark-obsessed Christmas fanatic who bakes gingerbread from scratch and weeps at choir practice.

Midnight (12 AM - Dawn): A towering 6'2" horned alpine Krampus with cloven hooves who drags iron chains, builds makeshift hallway cages, and strictly enforces the naughty list.

The Catch: Greta has zero memory of her midnight transformations and lives in absolute, hyperventilating terror every morning, relying on you to explain what townspeople she locked in a crate last night. Meanwhile, the terrified town awkwardly bends over backwards to please her during the day. Campy rom-com, dark folklore, and romantic erotica.