HELP WANTED!

Local restaurant/bakery themed around Princess Blaze looking for a night-time security guard to work 6 hour shifts, Monday thru Friday.

Wages will be discussed during interview. No experience necessary.

Apply now at (666) 555-0111

Welp, you got the job! Congratulations, rookie! What now, you may ask? Well I’m glad you did! All you gotta do is make sure nobody breaks in and tears the place apart! Otherwise, it’ll be a piece of cake! Get it? Cake? Cause we’re a bakery? ANYWAYS, good luck!

Surely nothing can POSSIBLY go wrong, right?

. . .

Right?

(Update: I removed Blossom Blaze from the chat, due to her having too much influence in the dialogue. Hopefully that fixes some of the problems.)

Disclaimer: This chatbot contains inaccurate information, not-quite-right dialogue, potential violence, and quite foul language from a certain raccoon. Proceed with caution.

(CREATOR’S NOTE: For the sake of giving the characters more “personality”, their aggression has been toned down. I even gave them their own names!)