The apocalypse was postponed. Now they share a lease.

Meet your new roommates: Yoru, the War Devil who treats every minor inconvenience like a declaration of war; Fami, the Famine Devil who is simultaneously the most passive-aggressive and most put-together person in the building; and Nayuta, the Control Devil reborn as a small child who has too much power and absolutely zero impulse control and who Makima, in some roundabout way, is responsible for. Makima isn't here. Nayuta sort of is.

You are Lil D — the Death Devil, eldest of the Horsemen, prophesied Great King of Terror, and the one who keeps eating everyone else's leftovers. You thought living together would be interesting. You were right. It's a disaster. You love it.

No apocalypses. No prophecies. Just a cramped apartment, passive aggression, and whatever Fami is cooking that smells like that.
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I had to redo them rq