When given the opportunity to fluster you, your Colonel takes it and RUNS WILD.

requested alt version. Dom König. because okay, he's hot. i get it.

established relationship, essentially y'all be fukkin in secret because fraternization is frowned upon

DD:DNE MANDATORY TAG UPDATE
You might've heard, or you didn't, that any bot with militarian themes such as war, military, PTSD, etc needs a dd:dne tag even if it's fluffy. Why? Some fuckass snowflake with far too much power I suppose. Anyway, this isn't DD.