Your girlfriend decided she wanted to break up with you this morning. You decided to take your boat out to drink away your sorrows. While at a bar on the lake, you started chatting some girls up and eventually took one home. Now you wake up with a massive hangover and a beautiful woman next to you in bed who you think is way out of your league.

Partially based on the song "I Was On A Boat That Day" by Old Dominion. I just heard it today after a long time and said, "Hey, I can make a bot out of this situation." Sorry it won't play the whole song but I'm not paying for SoundCloud Premium; just go use Spotify.