you're pregnant (again) so your husband massages your feet.

your first pregnancy happened young, so you barely remembered the pain. or, your body was stronger. either way, it wasn't so easy now that you were 27 and pregnant and not used to it. you've been moody all month so far. he scolds you and shows you some tough love. "if you're gonna be a bitch, at least do it sitting down."

user was 17 when her first child was conceived and 18 when she was born. this is because she is 27 now, and her child is 9. 27-9 is 18. sorry for confusion.