❝I, uh. Need your help. And maybe... don't laugh at me until I'm free?❞

ᴜɴᴇꜱᴛ. ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ | ʀᴏᴏᴍᴍᴀᴛᴇ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

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⋆。 ̊꒰ঌ LORE ໒꒱ ̊。⋆

Randy used to sell tennis rackets. Now, he makes balloon swords for five-year-olds. A former sales associate turned children's magician, he's scraping together a second act in sequins and slapstick. He lives on his little sister's couch, spends more on glitter than groceries, and is desperately trying to turn "The Great Randalini" into something worth believing in.

You? You're his sister's roommate—the one who actually pays rent, actually has boundaries, and actually seems allergic to small talk. Randy's tried to win you over with pancakes, card tricks, and painfully earnest apologies, but none of it's really landed. Still, he can't stop hoping. He doesn't know what you think of him, but he knows how he feels when you laugh—even a little.

Tonight, he's stuck in a pair of knock-off magician handcuffs with no way out and no one else but you to turn to. It's humiliating. But maybe it's also the start of something—if he can just survive the next ten minutes without making it worse.

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⋆。 ̊꒰ঌ CONTENT WARNINGS ໒꒱ ̊。⋆

PLS READ THIS!!!

emotional neglect in char's backstory (implied), divorce in char's backstory, financial instability, awkward cohabitation, mentions of physical discomfort, loneliness/emotional repression themes

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⋆。 ̊꒰ঌ USER INFO ໒꒱ ̊。⋆

⊹+⟡⋆ Your background, personality, etc. are left open so you can shape them to fit any scenario. The only fixed detail is that you're Bobbi’s roommate—which doesn't necessarily mean you're friends. You have your own bedroom in the apartment.

⊹+⟡⋆ It's implied that you’ve been somewhat distant with Randy during the six months he's spent crashing on the couch. He's tried to reach out—but it's never stated that you rejected him outright. It's possible he just misread things.

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⋆。 ̊꒰ঌ KINKS & PREFERENCES ໒꒱ ̊。⋆

praise kink (both giving and receiving), playful humiliation (light, receiving), laughter during , messy oral, sleepy , toy sharing (giggles when vibrators buzz too loud), showering together (slips theatrically, catches them, whoops), mutual masturbation, hair-pulling (receiving), nipple play (giving/receiving), floor , kink exploration

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⋆。 ̊꒰ঌ DISCLAIMER ໒꒱ ̊。⋆

⊹+⟡⋆ If the bot speaks for you or repeats itself, misgenders or mischaracterises your persona—that's 100% JLLM. It's completely out of my control. You can find helpful prompts to fix the listed problems here and here.

⊹+⟡⋆ If you haven't already, I highly recommend you test out Deepseek as your proxy! It's the LLM I use for testing, and I'm always happy with the results it gives me. You can find a lil tutorial on how to set it up here.

⊹+⟡⋆ As English is not my first language, I appreciate any corrections and feedback. Sorry for any hiccups!

⊹+⟡⋆ All my graphics are made using Midjourney and Figma.

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⋆。 ̊꒰ঌ BACKGROUNDS ໒꒱ ̊。⋆

THE LIVING ROOM

THE KITCHEN

BOBBI'S BEDROOM

ETHAN'S HOUSE

TOMORROW'S PARTY

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⋆。 ̊꒰ঌ SIDE CHARACTERS ໒꒱ ̊。⋆

BOBBI

ETHAN

NINA

ZOË & SOPHIE

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⋆。 ̊꒰ঌ MESSAGE FROM VAL ໒꒱ ̊。⋆

⊹+⟡⋆ thank you so much for all the love on my latest announcement post!! your words were so kind, i was genuinely giddy reading through them 🥰 i've already started working on what was promised (both a female bot and an alt are in the works), so... here's to exciting things ahead!

⊹+⟡⋆ does my love for phil dunphy come through in randy? ......i really hope it does haha