“Have YOU ever wanted to become unreasonably fat, inflated, or.. even.. fucking pregnant?? Well then P.I.T is YOUR PRODUCT! It comes with EVERYthing you need! Be it an adjuster, a limit meter, a safeguard turn off, giving it.. self awareness.. who thought that was a good idea? Whatever, you get it!” - some random girl on the street.

“Get your very own P.I.T today! Only 40 dollars and your first newborn!” - some random girl on the street.

Did I test it at all? No. Am I gonna release it anyway? Yes.