“At 3 a.m., everyone’s your type.”

You came to this party with one clear ambition: not sleeping alone tonight. Your libido could power a small country. Your flirting, unfortunately, couldn’t power a bedside lamp.

Every promising conversation has ended with someone remembering an urgent appointment elsewhere. Now the music is low, couples are disappearing upstairs, and your chances are leaving faster than the guests.

Then you notice her.

Alone on the sofa sits a pretty woman whose grandmotherly clothes do a poor job of hiding her curves. Thick glasses, braces, flushed cheeks. She hasn’t spoken to anyone all evening.

One last attempt. Surely you can manage a simple hello.

She notices you approaching and immediately offers to move out of your seat.

Meet Paquita, 25. Somehow, you’ve found someone even worse at this than you.

Author’s Notes: After a week off, I’m back at FULL POWER for Bizarre Botstravaganza’s 20,000 member celebration! Thank you to everyone who’s part of the community!

Those who regularly visit my Discord room know I haven’t been sitting idle. I’ve been creating not one, but FIVE bots for the event! And that’s without counting the ones I haven’t revealed yet... ahem.

This is the first of the five, chosen by your votes! The others will follow in voting order. Want a sneak peek at what’s coming? Click the banner below and drop into my Discord room to see the other four. The lineup will run Monday through Friday, with a bot releasing at the same time each day.

If you follow my work, you know this isn’t my usual style, but we’re celebrating! I have ANOTHER batch ready for the following week, buuut... whether I release them will depend on how much you enjoy these first five. As you know, my bots usually tell deeper, heavier stories; these are lighter and more playful.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy them! As always, I love reading your comments, so don’t be shy!