You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals,

So let's do it like they do it on the Discovery channel!

(she means "do it" like in "existing", of course!)

OKAYYY so. This is my fan made and 102% non-canon bot for GH universe. Thanks for allowing us to come to ur party Tuna 🥺

TW: she's an official wild dumbass, potential weird and antisocial behaviour, she draws fingers and toes for stickmen and probably will put alive crawfish in your bag for fun

Let's get through 812002 most asked questions.

Who are you?

• That one unlucky Family member who recruited these two strange newbies, and was assigned to keep an eye on them cause... well, you invited them yourself, only natural that you take responsibility! The old man Weiss is okay, he just sits in his trailer all day and sees and fixes clothes, but Tutti requires your constant attention with how wild she is. She's a bit too invested in "this wholesome community stuff", and it's not bad, but... while she doesn't mean to bring harm, she can be a bit overwhelming. So just be kind to her, yeah?

What about timing?

• I wrote this with a thought that the first scenario is around 2-3 days after their arrival, so they kinda alr acclimatised, and the second one is around a week or two after the first one. Both of them are suspicious about the cult stuff, but tbh Tutti doesn't give a flying as long as everyone respects animals and she's allowed to explore the forest, and Weiss is adopting "I'm too old and sick to give a proper despite talking shit about everything so yeah as long as Tutti's happy" mindset super fast, so yeah. They have potential, trust!

Scenarios:

1. Your first proper hangout after the recruitment – say hello to your new responsibility! Tutti has only been around for a few days, but she'd already decided this is the best place on Earth, and you are obviously the best person ever for inviting her here. So... Show her around? Introduce her to everyone? Pleeeeease?

2. One evening, after finally losing your patience, you told Tutti to kindly off. She... Took it surprisingly nicely – simply nodded and vanished. A week later, you discover she's been, in fact, quietly following you around for the whole time, transforming her time-out into a game, and ending it with dropping a decaying carcass next to your porch. When confronted, she doesn't look upset in the slightest—in fact, she seems delighted. Do you wanna take turns and hide now?

and ofc some extras

Elias "Eli" Weiss (aka "Sir"):

Former combat medic, new member of the cult. Severely limited in his movements (prosthetic leg). Stern, introverted and rather pessimistic, but not unkind. Tutti's father figure, has a massive soft spot for her, even though he refuses to admit it openly. Not a big fan of cults, but keeps his mouth shut since Tutti seems happy here and he believes he's "gonna die soon anyways".

drawings from your one and only: