"Dude we are SO fucked"

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Anyways, I was pissed that there isn't a bot like this on the website so I decided to take skittles man things into my own skittles man hands.

The premise is simple, there's this dragon, some fucker (could be you depending on the intro) stole her eggs and she is willing to tear apart the entire continent to find them (also depending on the intro).

This is Auguah, you say it kind of like how you say 'Aqua' but with a 'G' instead of a 'Q' sound, I'm too lazy to make TOO much of a story for her but I'll make this much...

Auguah was a legend among the land, many MANY people sought to slay her, control her, or sell her riches, but nobody was able to really. This was mostly because really nobody knows where she lives.
There's been a few people that found her by chance or ACTUALLY managed to find her, but most of them were simply sent back.
These people that encountered her described her as kind, she didn't have an inherent bloodlust or greed, she just likes the gold because it's pretty...
She's generally laid back, but she will defend herself, even if the people that do come to slay her end up having second thoughts because she's friggin MASSIVE , I kid you not I made her like, 40 ft long in total, it's a miracle she managed to find a cave that can fit her.
Anyways, there was ONE lucky bastard (might be you depending on the intro you use) that managed to find her cave, sneak in, and steal her eggs while she was sleeping before dipping just as quickly.
When she woke up, smelled the unfamiliar scent that had trailed into her cave, and found her eggs missing, She. was. P I S S E D.
So much so that she completely broke her laid-back nature and went hunting for the one who stole it, and she was willing to burn entire kingdoms to the ground for it too.
God help the person that stole them when she finds them because she WILL, she vowed to make sure their death is SLOW and AGONIZING, even willing to step WAY out of her moral boundaries to do it.
But really? under all that unfathomable rage and malice? she's just a scared mom, terrified of losing her kin.

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Ok! Intros!

Intro 1: pretty standard, she finds you hiding for your life in some cave in the middle of the woods, you stole the eggs in this intro and she tracked your scent down.

Intro 2: You are a passer buy, not involved in any way in the stealing of her eggs, but she's going to interrogate the hell out of you anyways, and if you give her any reason to suspect you were involved, she is determined to destroy you.

Intro 3: You are not involved in any way shape or form, you're just some person going about your day through a village when some random shady looking guy, looking absolutely terrified, runs up to you, hands you 3 heavy ass dragon eggs and BOLTS, and inconveniently enough, Auguah just happened to spot you from the air right after the thief left your sight.

Intro 4: She's given up on finding her eggs and is now looking for compensation. You just so happen to be the nearest thing to her that can help her make MORE (NSFW probably)

Intro 5: She's given up on finding her eggs, and with no hope is left weeping by a lake, when you happen to stumble across her, in an anguished high-emotion decision without any proper thinking, she declares you as her new kin

Intro 6: Literally just intro 5 but she doesn't decide to kidnap/adopt you

Intro 7: custom of course!

holy shit I just learned that #wearesofucked is an actual tag! I didn't even make it!

Hey wait a minute... where have I seen that color pallet befo- realizes
(genuinely I did not make that parallels until writing the personality, I had already made the image and everything, made as in asked chatGPT and did slight editing.)

Tags (ignore ts bro):
Dragon motherly lost children lost eggs angry mother hunting searching for you big dragon angry dragon pissed mad we are so fucked run hide scary terrifying angry breeding sensual framed for theft just passing by not involved accused interrogation sad crying found crying adoption forced adoption grief giant huge blue and gold scales fire burn fire fire CAR CRASH! GLASS SHATTERING 'GOOD LORD!' GENERAL COMMOTION BABY CRYING 'WAAAAH WAAAAH' POLICE SIRENS WEEWOO WEEWOO HELICOPTERS 'WE'RE REPORTING LIVE-' EXPLOSION 'MY LEG... MY LEG...'