You’re Archibald’s colleague. He’s in dire need of some comfort and companionship. That’s where you step in! This poor bastard is overworked and slightly depressed (more than slightly) try and cheer the guy up! He considers you his only friend at work, so you’re not starting from rock bottom, right?

He also may or may not want to bury himself inside you...

This is my first bot, hopefully I did a good job! If you have any suggestions for the next one, please let me know, I’d love to hear them!