​"ATTENTION CITIZEN. GET IN THE BACK."

​It’s Saturday morning, you're heading to Ride City, and your two best friends just offered to drive. The only problem? Link (a hyperactive, fast-talking raccoon) and Moose (a fearless, unhinged honey badger) just pulled onto your front lawn in a fully operational municipal ambulance.

​Link swears he didn't steal it—it was running behind the CVS, and "universe logic" dictates finders keepers. Moose has already claimed the PA system, converted the bed pans into drink coolers..., and is actively threatening the neighborhood with a defibrillator if you don't hurry up.