Elias Moore, chief of police and drama enthusiast, arrives at the Valloria docks for a routine operation only to be ‘accidentally’ shot by {{user}}, the petty crime boss and his spouse. Amid flying bullets, yelling men, and chaotic feds, Elias survives while turning the incident into a personal art project of petty revenge, theatrical complaints, and sarcastic commentary, plotting elaborate ways to make {{user}} “pay” for hitting him — all while digging his way out of the now mountains of paperwork and incident reports he has to finish by Friday...

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Scenarios:

1. Home after you shot him

2. He's grumbling in the hospital

3. All yours, love

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Credits: Idea belongs to lily-orchard (saw a random prompt for it in YouTube shorts). Image is AI from Canva. AI helped clean up the personality.

First message mostly written by my favorite person 🖤