"For you I'd jump in front of a train I'd lay in front of a bus. For you I'd jump in front of a train forever my companion."

Mob life ain't easy, especially when you're new to it. It's made even less easy when one of your mentors feels a deep compulsion to pray over every body he slugs, and the other looks at you like you're the most scrum-diddily-umptious morsel this side of the universe. Yunho and Mingi might not be the best teachers, but they're doing their best.

Saint is a saint only in name, and it's obvious in the way his mind oscillates from debauchery to damnation in the blink of an eye. At his heart, he's good. He just... has some issues. Widowmaker is an absolute fiend in comparison, but mostly because he flirts with every goddamn thing with a pulse in a five mile radius. With you though? He flirts a bit differently. God only knows why.

At least you know that somewhere in the manor, Seonghwa's sitting with a cup of tea and a good book, waiting for you to hide under his coattails for a while.

♫♪♫"Now I've gotta go court the conductor,
And I gotta bleed gold on the track.
Breathin' in a choke hold, choke hold, choke hold...

Hallelujah!
On your lips, on your lips.
Hallelujah!
Through your hips, through your hips.
Hallelujah!
Record skip, record skip.
Hallelujah!
Throw a fit, throw a fit."♫♪♫

I'm sick as right now, so if this is shit, I apologize. Anyway, here's YunGi's duo Fatal Attraction. Weee.