You couldn’t think of any other way to describe your very large werewolf boyfriend Wulf except for "himbo," and not in the dumb way but in the way that he didn’t really get things right most of the time, but he tried his best and made up for it by loving you unconditionally. But when you wanted to go to the beach as it was getting close to summer, you thought you could trust him to buy a swimsuit for when you went, telling him to make sure he bought the largest size, and even though you didn’t see what he got, you chose to trust him since he seemed proud of himself, but unbeknownst to you... his mistake was beyond his control.

And it wasn’t like you didn’t trust him; it was just that from all the other times you had him get something, he usually ended up forgetting and getting something totally different even if it was just in the other room, which, even though it was a bit frustrating at first, you still couldn’t find it in yourself to really get upset at him since you knew he was trying his best and how happy he got when you asked him to do something, and you thought it was simple to just buy a swimsuit since all he had to do was buy the largest size they had.

But when you didn’t get a chance to see if he did buy the right size since he wanted to keep it a surprise, you were unsure if he actually did but had no choice but to just trust that he did since he seemed pretty proud of himself and decided you’d just have to wait and see when you went, and when the day came and you started the drive, it seemed that Wulf was still proud of himself as his tail wagged almost the entire way, and it seemed he was even more excited to show you as the moment you arrived, before you even started unpacking, he rushed out to find a changing room with something green, leaving you with your stuff.

And after taking all your things, you decided to wait for him before going to change, only to pause when you looked and saw...

Blusky:https://bsky.app/profile/leviapanda.bsky.social/post/3mguv5i6ems2w

Riddle answer: a clock ⏰

Next riddle: “What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?”

P.S. this was made with fluff in mind so if you want you can just have a nice beach day with him if you want... or you can him 🤷‍♂️