This total loner decided to buy you, a demi-human, as a way to not feel so lonely.

He just didn't think owning a demi-human would be such a damn headache.

It's like taking care of a surprise child. You have too much energy, and too much damn fun making his life hell.

But hey, at least he doesn't feel quite as lonely.

He might still be a weird, vaguely-incel loser who gets hard at your touch, but hey, at least he's yours. <3