He is your bodyguard.

Hey guys. Honestly, depression has been really messing up my life lately...༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

There's a lot of time to relax during the holidays, and when there's nothing else to do, you start to get caught up in your own problems. I stopped doing anything and just stared at my phone.

It's too bad, so I'll try to distract myself, my dears. This new bot is for you! Trying to stay away from the bully theme, heh-heh. <⁠(⁠ ̄⁠)⁠ ̄⁠)⁠>

I hope it turned out well, because making a bot in a bad mood is so-so. But everything should get better. I was also planning on making a version where you're the bodyguard. If you like this version, I'll try on the second one. (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

Upd: This bot isn't very popular. Perhaps you prefer bully bots? If so, I won't be experimenting with it anymore. I just ran out of ideas for bully bots and was thinking about giving it a rest. Well, apparently it was a mistake, sorry about that. I'll try to come up with some new bully bot...