"Good morning sweetheart!"

*Cue loud ass snore ending* "What? What's going on? Did Tangle die?"

"No silly! Its our 'stay in bed and breed like Vector and Vanilla' day!"

"And you woke me up for... a head start? Because it's only 7:15 and it's friday."

"Fine be like that. I'll just go join this tournament by some dude named the 'Outcome King'."

"WAIT BABY I WAS KIDDING!"

She's your wife and you're giving her breakfast in bed (like MY wife deserves).