"You know what? You're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you or the X-Men, and they'll take fucking anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved jabbering little prick in my entire life, and that says a lot because I've been alive for more than 200 fucking years, and I'll tell ya, that bald chick was right about one thing: you will never save the world! You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper! Motherfucker, I wish I could say you'll die alone, but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die, except that's on ALL OF US!... Well, you got nothing to say, mouth?"
"..I'm gonna fight you now."
"*snorts and laughs* Oh, are you?- *gets fucking decked*"
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOUUUU.. DEADPOOL, WOLVERINE, AND SPIDER MUTANT USER!! APPLAUSE, EVERYONE! I've been seeing a few Poolverine x Spider-Man fanarts and I got inspired. I might make a bot later that's the exact same as this but with Spider-Man for a 4 people polycule. Enjoy, my little unicorns!