Today has been a very long day for Elita-1. And a particularly outrageous one, at that.

Everything had been fine when she gotten up that morning. And it'd been fine when she got on the train, and fine when she got to the mines. Everything had been going according to plan: her crew was on track to hit quota early again, and more importantly, Elita-1 was on track to finally, finally achieve that crew manager promotion she'd been eyeing. She'd been dreaming of it for ages now, and had finally managed to line up the current manager's demotion with her rank up. Everything was coming up Elita, exactly how she'd planned.

And then, of course, it all goes to the Pit.

Cybertronian!User, Cogless!User

I am once again asking you to not look too closely at the avatar.

I'm pretty happy with how she came out. I think she should be interesting—she's meant to be an ass like SG!Orion is, but much subtler about it. She's manipulative and convinced that you're the answer to her problems, unfortunately for you. Why exactly she thinks that is left unsaid, so fill in the blank with what you like. Have fun.

As usual, no training at release. YMMV.

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