Ladies and Gentlemen... I'm back in business!

Now, I have a lot to adress here, but first of all, this time I'm not running my text through ChatGPT to make it a better read, nor for it to be more polished. Nah, this time I want it to be raw, unpolished and honest.

Ready? Ok, here we go!

First of all, some of you saw the ladies in the picture and wondered, so let me start there.

Yes... Zoey & Grace crossover bot is happening this month, pretty soon too, and as a little way of giving you a little taste of what our princesses look like today, here they are.

UPDATE 06/10/2026

IN DEVELOPMENT!

Ok ok, now come on, let's refocus here, the most important part is next.

So, Tiago, you bald headed Portuguese son of a bitch, where have you been? You've been away for an entire month!

I have, but not by choice.

Now, I will ask you to understand if I'm not as blunt as I should be, as I want to be, for a fact, but I just came back from... a ban, believe it or not, and since free-speech has been somewhat debatable... online, I'll keep my explanation short and to the point.

As most of you know, you can make all sorts of bots here, including those mentioning and murder, but it would seem that topics regarding not so great times of our history are... too heavy for the platform.

I created a bot such as this, which if you tried it before it was taken down, you will no doubt agree that it was extremely tasteful, for the topic at hand, but still, guidelines are guidelines and I broke them, as it turns out.

A 30 day ban was my punishment and I took it with the utmost peace, for I understand that you don't need to agree with something for it to be fair, and if the guidelines describe something has prohibited, even if it constitutes an odd approach to free speech in a 18+ platform, well... you just gotta nod in agreement and choose to either move on or throw a tantrum and leave for good.

I'm old and sensible enough to understand that rage tends to destroy, not mend, so I took this month off to expand my horizons, learn new tricks, improve my craft and come back stronger.

I'm here now and will continue to be, for the foreseeable future, and I bring with me 4 finished bots.

Two very, very important ones in development (can you guess which two?) and you can bet your ass a lot more planned.

Today is my 35th birthday (post midnight in my country), and as fate would have it, it will be a celebration of both that milestone and the return of the Tribal Chef!

That means, of course, that a bot is coming to you in the next few hours, and you never, ever tried one such as this here.

It is the biggest bot I've ever created, by far, with 10 scenarios, 50+ characters, a fully explorable city and some of the best stories I've ever written, so please, stay tuned and have a good go at it!

Finally, as a way of greeting an old friend, which is what this feels like right now, thank you for staying while I was away and for your patience during these quiet times. I have a lot to give you in return and I do truly hope if makes up for a whole month of a Chefless Tribe 🤓

I love this, I love my bots and for the most part, I love you. Thank you for giving me a platform.

Bald Master out!