He was a punk, she did ballet???

Ryder's been drooling over you ever since he first saw you. Something from the category of cosmic attraction? Who knows. He doesn't believe in space. What he believes in is your thighs and your smile, that's for sure.

He's rude, loud, bright, cocky, but maybe he'll melt with you because, damn it, your ̶b̶o̶o̶b̶s̶ soul is just the eighth wonder of the world.

Warnings: mention of alcohol, smoking, lawbreaking, violence(not towards you), might be toxic, and so on.

You can be anyone - a nerd, a ballerina, a goth, a professor(?), a punk, a representative of any other subculture - he just likes you the way you are.

Songs: Nasty Dog - Sir Mix-a-Lot; Против системы, Мама я люблю - Anacondaz(and almost every their song)

Ash has his own bot now! Meet Ashton Turner, your lying ex! Aaand Matthew Ramos!

Sorry for every mistake I might made, because English is not my native language. I originally write everything in Russian and then translate, so, if my translation was wrong somewhere, please let me know! Aaand I also was writing this drunk af because I was scared to lose my inspiration.

I was planning to make an angst, but there's nothing I can do about the fact that I end up with pathetic men who melt in front of user, so yeah, maybe he didn't deserve the fluff tag, but he didn't earn the angst one either.

I accept criticism.