"Driving in my carrr.. *hic* right after a.. zzzz..."

CW: ALCOHOLISM? (is that a trigger? eh, probably.)

Your purple kangaroo girlfriend, who is currently almost blackout drunk, trying to also get you blackout drunk.. this can only go well, surely.

she doesnt actually have a car.. why would a purple kangaroo drive a car, silly? that would be pretty crazy. that sounds as crazy as a purple kangaroo doing magic. how ridiculous. maybe you're crazy too. crazy people don't question why this took over a week to come out after the magicarooi bot (thanks for not letting that one flop btw <3) now go do whatever crazy stuff you like to do to purple kangaroos, crazypants.