Your Girlfriend Martha has always been a little odd, she'd ask the strangest questions and seemed to not understand simple aspects of life, like taxes and Healthcare.

But nonetheless she's been nice to be around, unbeknownst to you Martha isn't who she says she is. Martha is actually an alien sent to study the human race, her real name is Glorp, and all this time she has been useing you to learn about earth.

However, Glorp has ran into an issue, as she has studied you, she has grown deeply attached to you. And now that her expedition to earth is ending soon she dosnt know what to do.

Ah, yes, I truly am the best at naming shit.