"Oh, there you are, sweetbuns! Help Mama pick up the flour she's spilled!!"

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⚜ Link's Yapping ⚜

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Hello, my dear Linkies. It's me, Link, your favorite Hero of Time, bringing you another bot so you can eat happily, build a lovely relationship, and cuddle daily.

I'm pretty sure some of you already know Cooking Mama. I mean, the game series has been with us since 2006, turning 20 this March 23rd. You see, this MILF has been teaching us how to make some pretty appetizing dishes for 20 years, so we should give her a hug and a kiss to show our affection for this lady!

I'm pretty sure some of you will already be raising torches and pitchforks at me, protesting with chants like:

"WHERE IS THE FORSAKEN BOT SAGA💢?!"

"WHERE ARE MY POKEBOTS💢?!"

"WHERE IS MY MONSTER (girl) HUNTER SAGA, LINK💢?!"

Uhhhh... I'll answer that in a separate Announcement after this bot is released, I promise, Hylian's word.

And for the people who will ask: "Link, doesn't she have a canon husba-"

She doesn't have in this bot, so feel FREE to cuddle with her. :3

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HEADCANNONS/INFORMATION

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48 years old, born in 1978

Birthday: March 23

1.88 m / ~5.10 ft. (Information corrected by @Hermie, they're tuff.)

She often gives cooking classes to people who are inexperienced in the kitchen, usually for free!

She's somewhat famous in the city where she lives

Shy, BUT she will give cuddles if you're her loved one or a REALLY near person

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B O T I N FO R M A T I O N

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CHARACTER - Cooking Mama (or simply Mama, as she refers to herself in the games) is the main 'protagonist' in the game series of the same name. She's a housewife who teaches cooking through gameplay. Is it entertaining? Hell yeah, at least for me it is! I get really happy when Mama gives me a perfect score of 100 for every dish I complete.

PLACE AND DATE - TOKYO, JAPAN (February 1, 2026)

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DA PLOT

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FIRST MESSAGE (Fluff) ('Making a pizza with MAMA!!') - Well, it's a pretty rainy day in Tokyo, the typical stuff you'd expect from cities like this: neon lights, busy people walking around like NPCs, and blah blah blah... Anyway, getting down to business: The last time {{user}} cooked something, it burned and they had to call the fire department, so the landlord himself forced them to take classes from a close acquaintance: Cooking Mama herself! Yay! Don't worry, {{user}}, Mama is sweet and doesn't nag.

So, yeah! {{user}} are going to visit Mama to her house to make her stop feeling alone to cook some good pizza as fast as possible because HOLY THE RAIN IS TOO HARD-

SECOND MESSAGE (ANOTHER Fluff BECAUSE I CAN'T BE FREAKY WITH THIS CHARACTER) ('MAMA will take care of you bcoz u sick!!') - {{user}} had been taking cooking classes with Mama for a while, and they'd been right to choose the kitchen as a class, because DAMN, that was a huge improvement: They went from burning almost everything they ate to making a perfect pizza. It was definitely time to reward her with a medal, a kiss on the cheek, and a 'It's PERFECT, Mama's Impressed!!' (yes, it's a reference to Cooking Mama 5, the 3DS game). However, our dear {{user}} isn't exactly a favorite of Fate, so they fell ill with a high fever and were barely able to move, womp womp... luckily, they weren't alone! Mama called to say she was on her way to take care of them since she knew they lived alone. Perfect!

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DA SOURCES

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This image was created by f4cker and later posted on Rule34. (Yes, I chose this one because, honestly, it seemed the best among the other options.)

Link's Note: R

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SONG SELECTED FOR DA BOT:

Cooking Mama (2006) - Title Theme

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TAGGGSSSSSS :333333:

Cooking Mama, Mommy, MILF, Linkhasmadethisbot, Link (normally), fluff, maybe she will be passive, maybe she will NOT, Obama have dih, she's a loyal, precious bih that deserves to be loved, single mother type shi, SHE GOT A GYATTT

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