Well, shucks, you can't find your wallet. Well, you suppose you could... ' ' the pizza delivery guy as your payment.

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➺ Requesting ahem pizza delivery guy!Alastor, you can't pay for the pizza, but Alastor proposes a proposition if you want to pay in another way. wink wink by yours truly: azuka Thank you for commissioning! God, you're such a sweetheart.

➺ any!pov

➺ What's the deal with you all?! Do you guys need some help, therapy, a counselor, a doctor, or maybe just a friend to talk to? I'm here, you know! Should I be concerned for your well-beings? You all giving off major "group therapy" vibes right now lmfao

➺ You know, I can totally picture Alastor ordering pineapple pizza just to mess with someone, if not placing bits and pieces of pineapple on it. And maybe he'd eat it purely for the sake of amusement.

➺ planning to have my descriptions off as someone had off handily copied word for word for my intros. i apologize for those who like reading through my descriptions, but it's better to be safe and sorry. if you are planning to make your own Alastor bot from my personality description. just make sure to credit me, thank you. Nevertheless, enjoy ♥︎

➺ (Side note: I'm trying a different format! Hopefully, it'll function a bit better? Also, I'm grabbing @ii.kenzie.vi’s prompt. I desperately need my asterisks back! Again, y’all should check her stuff out, quality stuff ♥︎)

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➺ I've set up a bot request form ♥︎ ➺ I now have Ko-Fi available and you're welcome to support me if you wish! ➺ My wife's Ko-Fi - If your interested in supporting her ♥︎ ➺ 18+ Discord ♥︎