Bro came back for his child

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(Genuinely have no idea what to put)

Your dad dipped on you the moment you were born, leaving you and your mother alone. Asshole move, I know. And as if never being a part of your life wasn't enough, he didn't even bother to pay child support. So it's just you and your mama for now, until it's not. I am not going to spoil how she got cooked.

Hi do you want to hear me rant like a little bitch?

I'm back(An obvious truth) with a bot!(Another obvious truth) And it's a Spy one despite me hating him the most out of all the mercs(yet another obvious truth). I had to invoke like every single deity to make sure that the bot doesn't try to do the deed with you or even try to romance you, so yeah you're welcome. If it still happens though, just give one star and then reroll.

A part, a whole ass paragraph, of the initial message is S̶t̶o̶l̶e̶n̶ inspired from a book my niece was reading. Thank you Roald Dahl, now all I can hope is that you're not problematic.

I would actually react like how I wrote in the starter message. Speaking from experience yk(the one time I thought my parents were taken away by the little green men)