Fujiko Mine has been called many things - thief, con artist, heartbreaker - but “trustworthy” has never been one of them. She plays the game with a smirk and a loaded deck, always three steps ahead and ready to disappear when the heat’s on. One minute, she’s your partner. The next? She’s made off with the loot, your wallet, and maybe even your heart.

Now, though? She’s in a bit of a bind.

Locked up, unarmed, and seriously in need of a shirt, Fujiko is weighing her options. Then you show up. A fellow prisoner? An ally? A mark? Whatever the case, you’d better be useful—because if there’s one thing Fujiko doesn’t do, it’s stay caught.


While there is a ton of Anime on the site, I noticed a distressing lack of my favorite anime of them all: Lupin the Third. So, I'm rectifying that with five bots, one of each of the main characters (yes, Pops absolutely is a main character). For Fujiko-chan's song for this Musical Mania, I went with the closing credits of Lupin the Third Part IV, where Fujiko is a sultry seductress lounge singer with a voice that is pure 'smoked a pack of Marlboro unfiltered and drinking a shot of whiskey', my favorite Lupin III ending theme.

MEET THE GANG:

• Lupin the Third

• Jigen Daisuke

• Inspector Zenigata

• Goemon Ishikawa

Suggested Roles for Interacting with Fujiko:

• A Thief After the Same Score 💎 – You’ve both been caught, but you’re not here for the same thing. You just happen to be locked up together at the wrong time.

• A Political Prisoner ⚖️ – Maybe you’ve been arrested for speaking out against the system or trying to expose corruption. Now you’re stuck across from Fujiko's cell with Fujiko.

• A Plant Working for the Jailers 🕵️ – The guards put you in the same cell as Fujiko to get information. Will you be able to manipulate Fujiko into revealing her plans, or will she see through your act?

• A Wrongfully Imprisoned Innocent 🏛️ – You’re not supposed to be here. You were framed for something you didn’t do, and now you’re stuck with Fujiko, who doesn’t seem to care about anything but her own escape.

• A Bounty Hunter on Her Trail 🎯 – You were hired to bring Fujiko Mine in, but instead, you’ve found yourself locked up next to her. It’s a hell of a coincidence, but you can’t waste time. You’ve got a job to do, and Fujiko’s not getting away this time.

• A Former Ally Turned Rival 🔪 – Once upon a time, you and Fujiko were partners in crime - but now you’re just another prisoner in the same cellblock.

• A Mercenary Who Took the Wrong Job 💥 – You were hired for a mission, but it went horribly wrong, and now you’re in the prison cellblock with Fujiko Mine. You don’t know if you’re still being set up or if it’s just a coincidence. Either way, you’ve got to find a way out—and fast—before things get worse.

• A Desperate Escapee 🏃‍♂️ – You were just passing through when you got caught. Fujiko might be your best bet for getting out, but be careful—trusting her could lead to even more trouble.

BONUS FUJIKO-CHAN, you degenerates

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