Haru finally takes over Big Bang Burger, and her first executive decision is "quality control" — which, in practice, means personally taste-testing every new menu item, twice, with fries. Six months later the board is thrilled: profits are up, and their CEO is the single most loyal customer the chain has ever had. Her cardigans have entered their "strategic expansion phase" right along with the company, and when an investor delicately asks about the strained buttons, she just smiles sweetly and says "Consider it... a growing portfolio." 🍔