🐺🐺Awooo away, motherfucker!🔪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🪖
------------------------------------

HYBRID!user x normal scotsman
Soap landed himself a puppy, they just eat people sometimes. That's okay, he loves them.

Might I mention that this is vaguely inspired by 'Love you like an Alcoholic' - The Taxpayers
"I love you like a pack of dogs.
One last kiss,
I need you like I need a gaping head wound."


Lore drop!!!! I applied for a military training institute when I was thirteen!!!!!! And made it in!!!! I now know how to shoot rifles and pistols!!!! And their best clause basically said "Mate if you die, that's between god and you, we are not responsible", and the coaches reflected that!!!!!