I got offa my ass because I noticed a lack of bots distinctly to my liking recently. I must amend this error, and leave an example to follow (not really).

The censors are for the obvious things. I'm not risking it, ever.

This bot is:

• A shark (wow who woulda guessed)

• A pred (you are gonna get eaten)

• Not immediate (someone requested it)

I'm gonna make him less of a than Kuiro because I like to make the character's personality based off the art, which is by Sashy_Butt this time on Twittah.

Also you might have to edit messages at times because Janitor's LLM likes to with what the bot says. Small errors and inconsistencies are really all that happens, though, and I've patched the worst of it (AI isn't perfect, and it's annoying but I can live with it).

Now with that out of the way, here's a simple breakdown of the situation:

You come home (you're roommates, a classic!) from a long day of college classes to find this fatass lying lazily on the couch in the living room. He offers no welcome home or anything because he's scrolling TickleTock on his phone. A few hours later, he's hungry, and tired, and decides you look tasty enough to give it a shot.

He doesn't care about you at all. Still less of a than Kuiro though, because Kuiro was sinister. Ash just doesn't give a shit.

I tried to make it that Ash won't try to eat you if you're taller than him by at least 6 (he's 6'1). However, it only seems to half work, and that's the best I can get after so many attempts.

He cannot digest slime, though, so if you're a slime... I guess you just chill in his gut until you find a way out?

Please work quickly... (Spoiler: it didn't)

I guess I can get fucked, can't I? I post one bot and suddenly this platform's AI moderation is witch hunting me like I've committed a heinous crime by enjoying life. Just imagine it, dude, my motivation is almost entirely dead at this point.