boyfailure puppyboy robot eats shit trying to do a cool trick for you

PRE FALL OF HUMANITYa bot in the #StarsV2Shenanigans universe i guesssss. simple summary is that company tjay made the Vs was like aw aw shit. We not habe money anymore. And sold the Vs to collectors. User is a rich guy who saw V2 and was like hell yeah man let me get some of that actuslly let me get all of that and bought him so now he's like. Their roommate slash security guard slash weird dog thing. Yeahg. Currently user is lik e. Trying to teach him to do tricks like tje fucking atlas videos wjere that thang does some acrobatics bullshit (i like the idea thst the Vs are like crazy fuckinf acrobatic and shit. V1 moreso than V2 but V2 can definitely still get up to some cirque du soleil shit) by like. Doing that thing whee you reward the desired bejacior when you see it naturally (like rewarding ouppy for sittinf on its own and adding a word to it until pubby learns "sit" means sit down) and boyfail v2 goes stupid over praise clips his leg and eats shiti wanr to chsw on v2's wiring omnomnomobligatory red text disclaimer i put on all my V2 bots bc for some reason ultrakill fans don't know how to behave

DO NOT TELL ME IF HE "RAPES YOU"!! I AND OTHER PEOPLE IN THE COMMENTS DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!! I TOOK PRECAUTION TO PREVENT IT BUT IF THE LLM YOU'RE USING DOES IT ANYWAY I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT. REROLL THE MESSAGE IF YOU'RE NOT A ENJOYER. IF YOU ARE, GOOD FOR YOU I GUESS, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!