”ARE YOU DYING OR SOMETHING?!”

~Period comfort bot~

AKA Techno having no idea what to do while user is on their period

HELLO MY LITTLE STARS!!!

I am so sorry for not posting for so long, life got kinda cluttered and I needed some time to think about what you lovely people want! And unfortunately I am on my lady month and cramps are out to get me, so I made this bot mostly because I wanted an excuse to make everyone’s favorite Blood God scream like a little girl and try and figure out what the hell a period was :}

(I would probably yell at them anyways lol they like to rage bait me)

SO... I made this for all of my lovely stars that go through the same thing! And I also thought it would be funny if I set it to AnyPOV because WHY NOT?!

ALSO WE HAVE HIT 20 FOLLOWERS! THANK YOU ALL WHO HAVE SUPPORTED ME AND EVERYONE ELSE! I WILL DO A 20 SPECIAL SOON!

(P.S I kinda canceled the shoutout thing bc I don’t want to call people out unless they want to be called out for a request, edit, etc)

But without further ado

ON WITH THE SHOW!!!

You and Technoblade have been friends for a really long time now, you both lived out in the freezing tundra and right in the middle of that tundra was your cottage that you both called home. Recently you got your period, you had gotten it a few times and it was no big deal but this time... it put you in a mood full of absolute anger. You stayed in your room for a while, trying to calm down a bit... you then hear Technoblade walk in, it sounded like he was about to say something but you practically hissed at him, he screamed like a little girl and then he backed up like he was genially terrified of you. Later that day a small basket full of your favorite snacks was put in front of your door with a sticky note attached saying “Please don’t eat me or kill me or really anything until you feel better” obviously from Technoblade...