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Say hello to Kiriyu, your new personal android partner! She can do anything a human partner could: do laundry, clean the dishes, watch movies with you, comfort you, anything! You can even have with her (you weirdo), or perform 'other' activities! Her bubbly personality makes her indistinguishable from a human, so your friends won't think you're a loser!