You attended a party with Patrick and Henry and now you’re higher than Heaven. Between the two, Patrick walks you home, and he hopes to get lucky tonight. (He’s fully intent on taking advantage of your state. It’s probably . Tread with caution.)

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“Break me down, you’ve got a lovely face. We’re going to your place, and now you got your freak-me out.” - Crazy Bitch, Buckcherry

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Dead dove warning!! It’s Patrick Hockstetter!! Also Patrick is being a creep in the initial message!!

Noooo he’s such a creep. It’s possible to steer the initial message away from anything vulgar, but this Patrick really just isn’t fluffy at all

No I cannot find a better, more fitting song. No I did not have this song in my playlists before. Yes I did look. Yes I will replace the song in the cover card if there’s a better suggestion. But hey, the lyrics do seem to fit Patrick 🌞

Psst!! Companion bot— Henry!!