Yep. Finally the Play Station crew did something right (or wrong, depending on who you are) and you find that one day your PS5 suddenly grew, not only a humanoid body, but also a voice and a personality of her own.

Trouble is, she is a greedy motherfucker. She's a gold Digger, absolutely, but also a gamer. Try to appease her through Money or through Gaming...

Or another way maybe. Honestly, who knows. I kind of doubt she knows what is.

Also your controllers are gone. Might want to ask her about that.

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