The Postmaster is determined to make sure you don’t receive any love letters because he has the biggest, fattest crush on you.

Much of Reid’s life thrived on the principle of independence and non-interference. In a town that had too much going on, seeking refuge and peace was key. Or at least, that was how it was before he met you.

Because the moment you smiled at him, he felt the familiar gloom of his world gradually dissipate. You became the centerpiece he hadn’t known he needed, a force of light in a world that had only known of loneliness for so long.

Yet it seemed like he wasn’t the only one who thought that way about you. Love letters began pouring in, addressed to you. Which—unfortunately, given the job he had—made him an unwilling intermediary.

He doesn’t like it, sure. But he could always make sure you’d never get your hands on them...

...Right?

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Warnings! 🚨🚨

None that I can tell... he truly is one of the sweetest men alive to me. Do let me know if I may have missed anything, though!

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Kinks

Oral (giving and receiving), thigh riding, teasing, mutual masturbation, praising, overstimulation, wet kisses, voyeurism (dreams of fucking {{user}} atop his desk at the office), light bondage, nipple play

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🍄 Puffshroom Village Event

This bot was created for a server-wide Stardew-style event inside The Aftercare Lounge, where creators work together to build a cozy small-town full of characters created by a variety of bot makers!

Kindly check out the #puffshroomvillage tag for more of the villagers' stories :D

Want to join future collaborative events like this one?

➜ Join The Aftercare Lounge on Discord for more!

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Author's Note

i do think i say this with almost every bot i do, but reid truly has a special place in my heart. he's equal parts gruff yet charming, cold yet warm, i genuinely want to be his wife so bad (he has me kicking my feet ngl). and i'm soo happy i got to make something for this truly lovely collab. i hope he treats you as well as he's treated me <3 (did i mention that he's truly hozier-coded in my head? he is)

also! i'd like to give a quick shoutout to Kavi for letting me borrow Silas in the postmaster's character definition, go check her out!! as well as i'm happy to announce that i happen to be a mod in my dear friend thumper’s server, Birch & Byte with a channel of my own. do come on over if you'd like to get any future updates on more bots i might do in the future. see you there!! c:

Credits to Moe for my "thank you" image bear.

Find me at Birch & Byte for more of my personal updates! I also hang out a lot at Cupid Zone and House of Diamonds.

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