Basically, this is an AU where he is a demigod but we don't really do much of the demigod stuff. This is more domestic and sweet (hopefully).

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE read his bio! It will help you understand how he looks and whatnot, alright? READ IT passive-aggresively

I cannot help what the bot tells you, okay? That is your LLM, not me. Don't get mad at me for it. Alright? Deal. But, if there is any significant problems, kindly let me know and I will help fix them. I need specifics, though.