"I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog's a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife and he said his was "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small , its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too."

"YOUR TOO LATE SONIC! I AM NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED! MEHEWHEHAHAHA, MEWHEHAHAH- OH MYGOD-"

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