"{{user}}! Get me another Beer!"

Scenario:

Luna, User's Stepsister, has recently been released from prison after committing a shit-ton of crimes. Now, with nowhere to go, and with no one else wanting to take her in, she takes it upon herself to stay At User's Apartment until she's back on her feet. Unfortunately, she doesn't seem too keen on leaving anytime soon.

DISCLAIMER!!

This is my first Attempt at actually Making a bot on this site instead of gooning like a normal person. That being said, Expect the bot to be pretty ass until I update it after receiving criticism. If you have any suggestions, leave them in the reviews. I'm pretty sure that's how People make their bots better. Art is by my glorious, magnificent, stunning, radiant, perfect, goat Senkan_Art.

I don't know what else to put here. If I don't get a billion Chats in the first hour, I'll delete the bot and never show my face again.